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Tom and Scott Woolman, Mercer, PA, 2006
A FIRST-CLASS GUY:
Now comes before you: Several BCSD officers foreceably and under protedst, entered my home to arrrest or detain me. Before this could occur, immediately I placed several lst class USPS (United States Postal Services) stamps on me, and addressed myself (as a letter) to: myself As per normal lst class mail, everybody does this when mailing a letter. I advised the BCSO that if they removed me from my home, they also would be removing a mailable piece of lst class postage. As you may or may not know, lst class postage and mail is provided with a distinct set of procedures, laws, handling and and confiscation methods. As evidence or as forensics, various rights are enacted. For instance, needs a signed and dated "Judge's Order" to open, damage, alter, fix or change the contents or appearance of lst class mail. It is usually the evidence, per se. If there is USPS evidence during trials etc. For 2nd, 3rd, and 4th class and parcel post, the police need only provide "anecdotal" or hearsay, or judge on the spot via "need to know" basis, when opening or tampering with such. Getting back to my use of "artistic license"... I several times reminded the cops that they were about to (possibly) manhandle lst class mail, now addressed with lst class postage. Also this lst class mail w/postage and address was - in fact - myself, being myself w/ USPS fetishes, licked and placed on me in prominent spots as a counter-fetish or magical charm. And that CNN, NBC, TNN and other news services had already cited several important artists, galleries and nationally recognized brands like Fed Ex, USPS, UPS, etc. had been actively involved with constructing "mailable people" who were in fact lst class letters ad-lib, besides being art, performance artist, gallery or media / media itself (hence showing, simultaneity and the invisible "conceptual spaces" of the audience. Not to mention making everyone into their own artist, art and gallery, right on the spot!
Now comes before you: Several BCSD officers foreceably and under protedst, entered my home to arrrest or detain me. Before this could occur, immediately I placed several lst class USPS (United States Postal Services) stamps on me, and addressed myself (as a letter) to: myself As per normal lst class mail, everybody does this when mailing a letter. I advised the BCSO that if they removed me from my home, they also would be removing a mailable piece of lst class postage. As you may or may not know, lst class postage and mail is provided with a distinct set of procedures, laws, handling and and confiscation methods. As evidence or as forensics, various rights are enacted. For instance, needs a signed and dated "Judge's Order" to open, damage, alter, fix or change the contents or appearance of lst class mail. It is usually the evidence, per se. If there is USPS evidence during trials etc. For 2nd, 3rd, and 4th class and parcel post, the police need only provide "anecdotal" or hearsay, or judge on the spot via "need to know" basis, when opening or tampering with such. Getting back to my use of "artistic license"... I several times reminded the cops that they were about to (possibly) manhandle lst class mail, now addressed with lst class postage. Also this lst class mail w/postage and address was - in fact - myself, being myself w/ USPS fetishes, licked and placed on me in prominent spots as a counter-fetish or magical charm. And that CNN, NBC, TNN and other news services had already cited several important artists, galleries and nationally recognized brands like Fed Ex, USPS, UPS, etc. had been actively involved with constructing "mailable people" who were in fact lst class letters ad-lib, besides being art, performance artist, gallery or media / media itself (hence showing, simultaneity and the invisible "conceptual spaces" of the audience. Not to mention making everyone into their own artist, art and gallery, right on the spot!